How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.