How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear