What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"