Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.