An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
Cancer. ( )
A speech impediment.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
Because they're headcases.
They're not black, and they're not people!
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
