How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

3 Finger Jokes More 3 Finger Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.