How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

3 Finger Jokes More 3 Finger Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars