What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.