What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.