Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham