Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King