What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.