What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.