What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !