What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.