How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!