How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.