How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.