What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!