What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen