How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.