What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.