What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer