What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.