What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system