What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

New Computer Jokes More New Computer Jokes

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system