What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix