Vary Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What did we call IT before computers ?

The Mail Room

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO