Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.