How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.