Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.