Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

George Jokes More George Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.