How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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Why are white girls odd?

Because they can't even!

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.