Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
Who else invents things?
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Because he cauterize.
Wo
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
Because they have little patients.
A HISSStorian.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)