How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms