What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.