What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.