What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.