Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!