Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.