Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.