How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.