How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Paint it black.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.