What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!