What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.