What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much