What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!