What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.