Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.