Shiite Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

What country do I live?

Iran

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...