Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.