Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.