How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.