Two. One to cut and one to glue
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Type O positive people.
slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Cut the rope
Squish it in your hand.
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
