Two. One to cut and one to glue
It's just not their Kappa tea
Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
Cut off his hands
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that