Two. One to cut and one to glue
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Gilles de la gourmette
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
Little Caesars!
Pony gone.
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.