How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.