How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that