What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

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What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's