What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin