What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.