How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation