How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking