What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles