What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.