Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy