Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy