Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Batman's Parents.
It pokes holes in condoms.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Carrion luggage
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Now, I tweet them
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
Incase he gets a hole in one
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
His Hedge Fund.
It was too clingy