Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy