Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS