Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.