What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.