What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.