What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.