What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin