What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"