What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture