What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.