What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.