What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.