What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold