Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...