Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere